ESCALATOR EPIPHANY
Yesterday, when I got off the train, I was swept up in the usual crowd of drones ambling toward the stairs that would lead us back to our home lives. For anybody who has ever got off a train, at rush hour, at one of the most popular stops, you know that sometimes it takes longer to get up the bloody stairs and out of the station than it does to ride the train from down town to Crowfoot. This is why, when I spotted that the escalator that is usually always rotating downward, was stationary, I thought to myself, "Score! I'm hauling my ass up that way." Well, about one third of the way up............the escalator started moving...........downward. I instantly felt like a moron, but figured, if I can....just......lunge.....upward........ A handsome man, all classy and businessy, looked at me with a great big smile on his face, laughing, in a nice, friendly way. "It wasn't moving when I got on!" I cried, "I figur...